You’re in our cult now. 

Lucky for you we stopped hazing…because apparently in 2023 we can’t BuRn PeOpLe At ThE sTaKe.

F*cking cancel culture.

So instead, you just gotta do 1 thing:

Reply “SKURT” to the email we just sent you (check SPAM)

Add more T’s depending on your level of stokedness.

For our visual learners:

Nice job!

Now look out for our cute emails every school day  💌 

Crush ass, 
Henry & Dylan