How We Got Good Apples šŸŽ

Henry Belcaster
Henry Belcaster
3 min read

Morning Red Delicious!

No chance thatā€™s getting eaten šŸ‘†.

Red Delicious apples are the worst apples.

Theyā€™re soft and bland and usually look like this:

But, hang on!

This was a huge problem.

60 years ago if you went to the store, this is what youā€™d see:

There were literally 2 types of apples.

Granny Smiths.

Red Delicious.

Now these apples had an awesome quality for storeowners ā€“ a tough skin that was good for shipping.

And 0 redeeming qualities for eaters:

So how did we get truly delicious apples like Honeycrisp and Gala and Pink Ladies?

Well weā€™ve got one guy to thank ā€“ David Bedford:

See, David had a genius idea:

Thatā€™s it?

Okay.

Well that thought got him to start his quest to destroy the Red Delicious apple.

So he becomes an apple breeder:

Heā€™d spend his days taking bites out of 600 different apple types to study their qualities.

Poor guy.

This goes on until he picks an apple from his tree numbered 1711:

He had found a truly delicious apple ā€“ the Honeycrisp!

Stores didnā€™t want it at first because it was more expensive to grow.

But once consumers found out that apples didnā€™t have to taste like butt, they forced stores to sell it. #freemarketeconomy.

Today, Honeycrisp is Americaā€™s most popular apple!

Stay Cute,
Henry & Dylan šŸŒˆ

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